I use to be a lonely Ogre...I didn't know how to be romantic.
Most of my time was spent foraging for food...scaring villagers...and being generally unpleasant. This kept me very busy and my success with lovely damsels was all but non-existent.
I'd see other Ogres with beautiful maidens and wonder to myself..."What have they got going on that I don't"?
Did they have access to a King's ransom?
Perhaps they had magic beans...and a big bean stalk!
Whatever could it be?
I approached Merlin and he concocted some magic spells and love potions...but the results never lasted very long.
On one of my adventures I came upon an old couple who... surprisingly... invited me to share their dinner. They seemed so happy...I had to ask...what was their secret?
They proceeded to share the story of their magical relationship...and offered to teach me lessons they'd learned...over the years...that kept their relationship so fresh and exciting.
I learned...how to attract, approach and engage fair maidens...romantic gift ideas...even how to cook romantic dinners.
They also taught me how to develop relationships that would be comfortable...while maintaining that first date excitement and mystique.
That lovely old couple taught this Ogre how to be romantic!
It wasn't long before I was traipsing through the countryside with damsels, fair maidens and even a princess or two!
With the right advice I went from being a lonely Ogre to a romantic Ogre...and I've been so happy that I don't even try to scare the villagers anymore.
Now the old couple asked me to share my newfound knowledge with all who inquired...it's only fair.
So fellow Ogres, dethroned Princes, fair Maidens (with a beau that needs some pointers)...feel free to wander this magical tome they call a website.
I know you'll find everything you need regarding romance, dating, and relationships.
Are you trying your hand at first love or attempting to rekindle the passion of a time wearied marriage?
Whether you're looking for a total romantic makeover...unique romantic gifts...date ideas...vacations and other romantic getaways...we supply the expert advice to guarantee your success and happiness.
Take it from this Ogre...you too can learn how to be romantic!
Welcome...Please come on in...and make yourself at home!
Release your Inner Prince Charming!
...and please, don't forget to share your own romantic adventures.
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